"Hey, you're a #programmer, you know how computers work, right?"
No.
I know how to operate (some? many?) computers.
Usually, they do what I tell them to do.
Occasionally, I even get them to do what I want.
Sometimes, I get the proper incantations right to make the magic stones inside a computer do new and exciting things without breaking something.
But I have absolutely not even a hint of a clue of how a #computer actually works.